Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are"

The revelation that Obama’s candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. Another exceptional piece of reporting from The Onion.

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